Perseverance is not a long race. It is many short races one after another.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.
The British have a reputation for keeping calm even when there is no crisis.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Repaint! Repaint! And never thin again!
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine while you're there, please.
This message was sent to you via email in much the same way
bricks aren't.
Ways to Relieve Stress #10 - Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Be like a postage stamp - stick to one thing until you get there.
Federal Expresso: When you absolutely, positively have to stay up all night.
When someone says, 'Do you want my opinion?' - have you noticed that it's
always a negative one.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Men are like chocolate bars - soft, smooth, and they always go to your
hips.
If someone shows you who they are, believe them.
Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its
strength. - Corrie TenBoom
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
When you fall off a horse don't get back on because the horse probably doesn't
like you.
Simplicity of character is the result of profound thought.
The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists.
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the soul of genius.
Do not waste today regretting yesterday.
A man with a watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.
He who bites his own dog barks last.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
When someone points skyward, it's the fool that looks at
the finger.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by
a majority of the people. - Giordano Bruno
Bank manager: A jerk who will lend you an umbrella when the
sun is shining, and ask for it back when it starts to rain.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted, clicked his
spurs and rode off.
Condense soup, not books.
