Top 10 Things Only Women Understand

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. FAT CLOTHES.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced
lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be
considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is
next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten
minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!

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Part 1
Attention: There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.

I bought one of those new microwave fireplaces. Last night I kept 
warm all night in 30 seconds.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling 
so great myself.

Pave the planet! One world. One people. One slab of asphalt.

Part 2
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and 
car keys to teenage boys.

Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

National Atheism Day: April 1st

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.

To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming.

Always remember, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Join the army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Never judge a book by it's movie.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what 
you shouldn't have said.

Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get 
from not reading it.

Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with 
experience.

More to come, check back later.

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