A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that
his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty
pounds.
"Wow! Twenty pounds!" exclaimed many at the bar as they
congratulated the proud father.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized
him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby
that weighed twenty pounds at birth? How much does he weigh
now?"
The proud father answered, "10 pounds."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? Didn't he weigh twenty
pounds?"
The proud Texas father said, "Yup...just had him circumcised!"
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