More FDA warnings for beer

 The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol packaging. Some of the warnings being considered for inclusion are: 
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. 
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). 4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear. 
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

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