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An Old Dilapidated Boat |
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated
boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his
boat to a group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it. He
spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could from the
sunken vessel and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had died suddenly in his
absence.
When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few
things at the grocery. A kind old woman there mistook him for
John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel
terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact
is
I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from
the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like
old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack
in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I
used
her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy." "I guess
what
finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys
looking
for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and that
she smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The damn fools tried
to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle." The
old
woman fainted.
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