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This fellow was walking down the street, when he met
his buddy. His buddy had two black eyes, so he said to him, "How did
you get those two black eyes?"
"Well, we were in church Sunday, and when we
stood up to sing a hymn, the lady in front of me had her dress stuck up in
her buns. So, being the gentleman I am, I reached down, and pulled the dress
free. She turned around, and hit me between the eyes," he
replied.
His friend said, "You mean to tell me that woman
hit you so hard it blacked both eyes?"
"No, said his friend, but when we stood back up
to sing another hymn, I tucked it back up in there for her."
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