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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in
China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not
use a condom. A week after arriving back home in the
States, he awakes one morning to find his penis
covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor. The
doctor, never having seen anything like this before,
orders some tests and tells the man to return in two
days for the results. The man returns a couple of
days later and the doctor says,"I've got bad news for
you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare
and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give
me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
We're going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a
second opinion!"
The doctors replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead
if you want, but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The
Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah
yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."
The guys says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already
know that, but what can you do? My American doctor
wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid
American doctor! American doctor, always want to
operate. Make more money, that way! No need to operate!"
"Oh thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes!" says the Chinese doctor,
"You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself!"
Created and maintained by Bryan
Shonka
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